May 19, 2006
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The Daily News
1 Last night's rock show kicked pretty solid. I absolutely loved the energy and amazing soul that rock has.
2 And it was God rock. The Christian Warriors brought it. We all got served.
3 The entire night was a smashing success, and I was once again reminded why I love rock.
and now...
drum roll please...
THE WEDDING!
4 Moving on, literally: Jenny and Jeff get married tomorrow. I get to bring the cake! Jenny called me during the concert and I said I'd do that. Of course, right after I said yes I got scared and worried about it for around twenty minutes.
5 Look at all that could happen to a wedding cake.
6 The groom could fall off.
7 The bride could fall off.
8 I could brake and the top layer could slide off.
9 It could slide into my dashboard and damage a rosette.
10 It could bend one way when I turn the other.
11 So many things.
12 My dog could take a chunk out of it.
13 SPARKY could take a chunk out of it.
14 It could topple.
15 It could melt.
16 But I won't list any of this because Jenny has enough on her mind. I would hate for her to sit and worry all night about all the terrible, horrible, ridiculous things that could happen to a wedding cake.
17 So I'll just ignore the topic.
18 I mean why worry a bride on her wedding day?
19 I'll just go somewhere and think it all through.
20 There's a place where I can go and tell my secrets to.
21 Break-a-leg Jenny and Jeff. Truly, we're all rooting for you.
22 I'll miss you man.
23 Good luck and God bless.
love
~H~
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