February 27, 2006
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The Daily News
1 So...Don Knotts walks into a bar...
2 Ah, sad one.
3 So...Darren McGavin walks into a bar...
4 The father in A Christmas Story? Or...the Night Stalker.
5 So it goes, so it goes.
6 Well, we're baackkk!!!! I miss the DN! It's a bit funny, but I often get a kick out of the DN, because I sort of forget about it, and then think, "Oh, yeah!" I then quickly check over the obits. But a small break like this makes me sort of miss it. I guess that's a good thing.
7 And then I sit and write it. Well, I don't really write it at all, I sort of open a package and pop it in the oven. Sometimes it comes out great. Other times it just comes out. Metaphorically speaking.
8 Well, I spent most of the week working on the show, and on the VSA Fashion Show, which was quite successful! We had a lot of fun, but I was lured into a false sense of security that the year was almost over.
9 I slept for around 4,000 hours. People tell me it's because I suffer from depression. I think it's because I suffer from, well, being sleepy. Often, I dream of Oreos. I just do.
10 Moving On: So Drew and Cheryl win. Here they are, for all you Dancing With the Stars fans:
The Winnnuhzzz!!!
11 Naturally, I immediately sensed a conspiracy, and lo! The conspiracy theories are already pouring in all across the continent! There are claims that Jerry won! For those of you who want to join in, here's a site:
http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/2006/02/dancing_with_th_11.html
12 Haha!!!
13 Actually, I didn't get into it as much as I should have. But reality TV is here to stay, I imagine. NOT very good news for hopeful actors and actresses, I'll tell you that much. What a trend.
14 Still...
15 Ah, come on! I could devote an entire DN to reality shows, I swear! I keep discovering new ones, or old ones that I just never watch.
16 Goofy stuff. I swear. Anyway...
17 So much went on last week, but i really didn't pay too much attention. I know Bode Miller just went to the Olympics so he could party and drink beer. Is that his name? Miller? Figures.
18 And our teams seem to be skiing into mountains and falling down dancing. It's like watching the Southpark kids in the Olympics. Good thing it's over.
19 Who killed Bode?
20 Other than that, just some thundering Rock 'n' Roll. OH! And I'm on a NEW diet.
21 It's called the Must-Have-OREOS diet. It begins innocently enough. You exercise, eat lots of fruits, vegetables, and small portions of white meat or fish.
22 Then you eat one OREO, and chase it with a cold glass of non-fat milk.
23 Then a voice inside you says, "Must have OREOS!!!!" So you decide to get RID of all those extra calories of the fruits, vegetables, and small poritons of white meat or fish.
24 And then you REPLACE all that with a bag of OREOS and a quart of cold milk.
25 It doesn't work in the least, but it sure cures depression due to too much sleep.
26 I better leave. Have a loooovely day!
27 Peace.
~H~
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