January 30, 2006
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The Daily News
Hello Myspacers.
This is Tom. Because I now have 38,471,517 friends, I can't possibly have all of you over for my Lonelyguy TET Celebration, which takes place at Myplace next Wednesday; that's WAY too many shoes on my porch, for one thing. So the next best thing I can do is delete 28,225, 867 people from Myspace by next Wednesday, so at least we could make porch room for you to get through the door, and the subsequent shoe funk in front of my house will have fallen close to zero. So the first 10,245,650 people to re-post this will remain on myspace. The rest of you are screwed. You out. So you better get crackin'.
Popularity, they say, comes at a price.
Tom
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