December 15, 2005
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The Daily News
Okay, so TWO days in a row I saved the my DN, and then woke up to find it gone! Hey, that ain't funny! Who has time for that? I claim it's the Grinch, or that it's Gremlins. It was HALLLA funny too. I wrote a poem that was SO bad it was good. But then the internet went down, and I stayed up all night trying somehow to make the internet go back up. Didn't work, so I just thought I'd ramble this off to you. I ain't at school today because my dad is sick and I have to take him to get looked at. They're sticking some camera down his throat to see why he can't keep food down. As he put it, "They're shoving, you know, cameras down my throat, directors, cameramen, sunglasses, berets..." Like father, like son. He still calls me Buddy. He said "I love you, Buddy." to me yesterday. He never swears. If he hits himself in the finger with a hammer, he says, "You dirty so-and-so!" He's the best person I know, besides my Mom. I love them. I love all of you. I hope you aren't mad at me because the DN didn't work. I'll be back tomorrow. Going to Capitola later today to give Sunshine a send-off. Too bad things aren't emotional. Christmas. I swear. My pets drive me crazy. My sock has a hole in it. My big toe is still swollen from when I whacked it into a basket of magazines that were sitting on a cold concrete floor. But I still got game. Fight the power. Happy Christmas. War is Over. All we are saying is give peace a chance. Peace.
"There's nothing more dangerous to a diet
than a bitch with a burrito."
yours in chocolate,
~H~
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