November 30, 2005
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The Daily News
1 So…Eddie Guerrero walks into a bar.
2 Today’s Daily News is co-written by a tag team consisting of Jose, Ray, Sparky, and me. The Four Horsemen of the Acockolypse.
3 These guys are mourning for that bloke in the picure, above.
4 So here goes.
5 Ray was ACTUALLY there when Eddie became the first and only WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
6 According to the Horsemen themselves, Eddie was the GREATEST MEXICAN WRESTLER OF ALL TIME.
7 Y’all just gotta reconize.
8 He lied, cheated, and stole his way into our hearts.
9 Can you feel the Latino heat???
10 How come these fonts are 400,000 feet tall today?
11 So how ya all doin’? We’re all just chillin’, waitin’ for Javi to get here. With a tear running down Ray’s left eye, it finally dawned on him the magnitude of Eddie’s death. Jose was so taken aback, that he promptly collapsed onto Sparky’ breast.
12 The bowl’s finished, the bowl’s diminished.
13 And we ask, “Why GOD, Why?”
14 Eddie, you were the man.
15 Peaceout.
16 Eddie, you da man.
~H~
~dirtyjose~
~joekickass~
~sparky~
