November 1, 2005
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The Daily News
1 I'll tellya, Halloween continues to be weird.
2 Things that I can normally do just don't want to work.
3 For example, last night I wanted to update the Heidi Chronicles on my ybdrama.com website. As recently as two weeks ago, I was able to go on the website and change things.
4 So last night, after we finished the Haunted House, I was anxious to get home and write my annual update of the Heidi Chronicles. A LOT of coincidences and stuff have happened this year, and it is an annual ritual that I update ON Halloween.
5 Well, good ol' geocities just didn't want to work for me, so I guess the update will have to be some other time. Story of this year. Homecoming is away. Parking has been re-directed to a much less convenient spot, for no reason. Coffee might burn down the faculty lounge. The WPC (White People With Clipboards) have been twitching their noses into every corner of campus. The other day they were walking around the outside of the rally, taking copious notes on something or other.
6 That oughta make our students brighter.
7 Ah, well.
8 I actually can't wait to start goofing on non-campus issues once again. It's a funny world out there, and it needs a deft hand at reporting all of its subtle nuances.
9 Like, I read in the paper yesterday that some minister in Texas was electrocuted when he adjusted a microphone while standing in water. ELECTROCUTED! A mic. Who knew?
10 I have lots of questions these days.
11 For instance, is it just me, or is Mars getting HUGE these days?
12 Is it true that some bowls of pho contain ox dongs?
13 Do they have Playboy in braille?
14 And a million other items, sitting on the edge of my mind like crazed gargoyles, ready to pounce.
15 I just need to re-group from all this folderol, and become myself once again.
16 Maybe we all do.
17 Maybe we all do.
18 Peace, have a sweet day.
19 Out.
~h~
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