The Daily News

A Special Good News Edition
1 First off, I am thoroughly convinced that Baristas at Starbucks HATE Bob Dylan. So let’s go through that one right quick.
2 I brought this up yesterday at my daughter Caitlin’s Starbucks. To a person, they all started singing his songs, only with the classic Dylan nasality. One guy just began goofing about what new music would sound like if sung like Dylan, and he began a barrage of hilarity.
3 Great parlour game. Sing Emo songs, only like Dylan. If you DON’T know who Dylan is, then sing them like Elmer Fudd. I could STILL do a great Stairway like Fudd. To this day.
4 I am ALSO thoroughly convinced that by placing his CD’s in Starbucks, Dylan is now lampooned by the entire Starbucks coffehouse/chic. One of his CD’s has songs he recorded as a teenager, with terrible chord changes, slinky guitar work, and all the rest. His voice REALLY sucked then. It got remarkably bettter and more atristic with time, but I’m guessing it would be awfully tough to convince the under-30 set of THAT one! Hey, it’s an acquired taste, like sour mash, or Ross on Friends. Anyway, I still love ya, Mr. Dylan.
5 How does it feel?
6 I personally appreciate his lyrics and tunes more now than ever, but trying to convince people who just hear that CD playing in the background is nearly impossible. I’m guessing that Starbucks Baristas all over the Animal Planet want to murder anyone who pops Dylan CD’s into the system.
7 Maybe we could convince him to take a pie next Funky Friday…
8 Okay, Moving On: So what’s the good news? Here go:
I met with the Pigeon Players on Saturday, and we had a WONDERFUL time of it. We scheduled a film festival, a Pigeon Players’ production in the Spring, pending approval, AND we agreed to have some of their very talented directors help keep the Drama Workshop ALIVE!!! So auditions for the Fall One-Acts will take place on October 24 and 25, during Spirit Week, but hey! It was the most logical time slot to begin, and the Fall One-Acts are ON!!! Listen for announcements, and keep a close eye on the Daily News.
9 Yes we speak of things that matter, with words that must be said…and no, the Theatre ISN’T dead!!! It’s ALIVE!!!!
10 The One-Acts will have three directors, and is tentatively called Once Upon a Time…with three dots, and I’m not sure as to exactly which shows we’re doing, but two or three will be from a play called Parallel Lives, by Kathy Najmy and Mo Gaffney ( I think! This is still breaking news!),and one will be called On the Edge, unsure of the playwright. I am currently writing a one-act called Once Upon a Time… (no coincidence, of course!) and I know nothing else except that it will have clouds, a castle, and a princess. People in the loop already know that. I’m not so sure I know that, but it’s my present project, and it’s a fun one!
11 Suddenly, the Theatre is twinkling once more!!! I was in there two days ago talking with Ellen, and the seats began their Heidi clicks, CLASSIC clicks, and there were fun coincidences and things going on for the past three months
12 ANYWAY, ya gotta love October, and Halloween, and Heidi, and the good ol’ Theatre. Those of you who HAVE memories in there, plug in and dream of good times, and those who haven’t, get ready for some REAL fun!
13 I’m STARTING to understand Myspace.com, by the way. I have people from some great old shows sending e-mails and comments, and it’s really fun for reunions! I saw Sheryll Marmito sending out a “Selsdon!” shout to Ryan Turner, both from 1999′s fabulous production of Michael Frayn’s Noises Off. What absolute FUN! We turned a set that probably weighed at LEAST a ton in 10 seconds, one of the single most kick-ass scene changes in that stage’s short history.
14 So Drama Workshop fans, it’s ON. Time to kick back and just drift with memories of that Theatre. I’ll spin the mirror ball, and you supply the daydreams. It’s a great place to visit and enjoy…and it hasn’t changed much over the decades…after changes, we are more or less the same, doncha know…
15 I mean, why work? It’s Monday. Just think of good times today.
16 We have our Theatre back, and all is well!
17 The Show goes up the first two weekends in December, the 1,2,3,8 and 10. We will probably ALSO have a film festival on the 9th, but it’s the same night as the Winter Ball, but that one is pending, so I’ll keep you all posted.
18 And then the Winter Concert will be on the following Tuesday, which will be the same night as Christmas at Y.B. The Concert starts at 7 p.m.
19 Okay, that’s a LOT for a Monday. Put this all behind, and pretend you are interested in your classes, or that you’re busy working, and just think of some great memories today.
20 It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.
21 See ya later.
22 Peace.
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