May 24, 2005
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The Daily News
1 So let me get this straight: last week, we had four days with two-hour classes going on all week, and THIS week we have two minimum days.
2 What a thing to do to people.
3 You know what's insane? Every time we master being healthy one way, some study comes by and tells us we were all wrong, that the OTHER way is the right way.
4 I was listening to the news last night, and some guy came on saying that the sun's rays are GREAT for preventing cancer. Or something like that. Now, I don't know about you, but for the past twenty years, we have been warned like crazy to slap Coppertone number 97 all over every inch of our skin, that it will fall off and stuff if we don't, and that our lips will fall apart if we sit outside and get any sun.
5 I have very goodly friends who have gotten skin cancers as a result of the sun's rays.
6 And suddenly, some guy is going around saying it's a good thing to get a little sun.
7 I remember doing the Atkins diet, and being told that bacon, steak, oil, nuts, ice cream, etc. are all great for you, but don't eat a carb, and ESPECIALLY don't have chocolate, which is, according to Atkins people, the food of the Devil.
8 Well, I did the Atkins for around two months, and lost around twenty pounds, but also had internal bleeding, and all sorts of horrid things going on with my body, so I stopped. NOW, the Atkins is looking pretty bad. I mean, yeah, bacon grease and butter sound like LOTS of fun, but howz about clogging those pipes, eh?
9 I'm waiting for some guy to come down the pike and announce that having beer for breakfast is healthy, and wise. I want the guy to tell me that he has so much beer in the morning, he pours it on his cereal. He calls it "Beereos".
10 So tomorrow morning at 8 a.m. Jay Leno has been called by the defense to testify on behalf of Michael Jackson. If you've watched Leno for even a minute, you know what a pal HE will be to Sir Michael.
11 I hope he shows up in pajamas.
12 Man, oh man.
13 Just rambling this morning. Not much to report. It was sort of nice not having to be down here 'til all hours. Once in a while, it does my heart good to go home and meet my family.
14 I think I'm going to sit outside in the sun today, and eat a pork roast.
15 Heard it was good for the heart.
16 Enjoy your day.
17 Peace.
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