May 18, 2005
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The Daily News
1 It's a little bit funny.
2 Amazing.
3 Yep. Tacit stuff.
4 Well, moving on; I have been moving swiftly on the DN's these past few days because of heroic pop-ups. Seems my computer has attracted nothing but, and every online casino company in the Universe wants my dime.
5 I can't seem to move quickly enough across the keyboards. I probably have some horrid virus which will have these bugs popping up at me every twelve seconds. It's annoying, and I already lost tonight's DN once.
6 It's okay, because I haven't much to say anyway. I was just sulking because I had close to nothing to eat all day, and when I finally got home last night, I cooked up this huge hot dog, complete with pickles, dijon mustard, and some sort of creamy horseradish, all of which fell to the floor directly in front of the hungry eye of my Nazi dog, Phoebe.
7 Within seconds, the entire second-half of the hot dog disappeared, leaving only a dollop of mustard on her wet nose. She's THAT good.
8 But to me, it was like my dinner excused itself from the table and never came back. I was distraught.
9 Oh, well. I finally figured I didn't really need it anyway.
10 But O! the humanity!
11 I guess we're back at it then, the two-hour classes.
12 Somebody's idea of a bad joke.
13 So I think I'll just type fast, and get outta Dodge.
14 Buy prom bids. It's going to be awesome.
15 Meanwhile, I really need to get outta here before my computer freezes. My comments about the Wendy's finger-dude, as well as all of the other ridiculous absurdities that fly at me on a daily basis will have to wait. Plus, I'm holding three aces.
16 Talk about a stacked deck.
18 All pop-ups aren't bad. Some beautiful gal just popped up and claimed she wanted to meet me. I flushed all red. I'm pretty flattered, to be honest. I thnk her name is Shugguh.
17 M'bad.
18 I'd better get outta here before I start making VERY bad jokes about stacked decks.
19 It's a little bit funny.
20 Amazing.
21 Yep. Totally tacit.
22 Out.
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