May 17, 2005
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The Daily News
1 Hey, man.
2 I lied.
3 I never ran the Bay-to-Breakers in a Hermes suit.
4 I never talked to that Kenyan dude.
5 I just wanted to get the DN out before it got swarmed by the forty bajillion pop-ups that have suddenly besieged my puter.
6 It’s the digital equivalent to biblical locusts.
7 So I just HAD to write as much as I could, as swiftly as possible.
8 I did GOOF on that Kenyan dude when I heard him interviewed on teevee.
9 But no convo.
10 No suh.
11 So writing the DN is like being the Death Star, only at the receiving end.
12 I wish I could get into the new Star Wars. I was never a Star Wars fanatic, but I do appreciate it as a classic. I’ve just been too busy to get into it. To me, you have to see ALL the others before venturing out to the newest, or what’s the point?
13 So thank goodness for DVD’s.
14 This week’s schedule is EXACTLY what we all need this time of year: four block schedules in a row. Two hour classes all the way through Friday. Is there a back door outta this place?
15 Gotta love it.
16 I think I’m going to go now. I don’t know why, but I just have this vision of being a corpse by Friday, and I would like to enjoy these last lovely minutes of being a human being before the darkness falls.
17 Four days of block scheduling. Argh.
18 Well, set ‘em up, boys.
19 Okay, I’m outta here.
20 Late.
