The Daily News
1 Welcome back!
2 Alumni, we had a week off. I probably forgot to warn y’all.
3 Is it “y’all” when it’s one person, and “all of y’all” when it’s everybody? Isn’t that where we left off?
4 Because Barry Bonds used “all of y’all” when he declared the entire press corps to be liars.
5 Okay, Barry. Keep digging that hole.
6 Well, the first item of news is the cancellation of the Spring Musical. You might as well know. We just didn’t get enough kids auditioning, and I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles. It’s really a shame, because not all schools get that sort of an offer, and in fact, not many groups at YB have been offered musicals over the years. But numbers are numbers, and the numbers don’t lie. Too bad.
7 Oh, well, life goes on.
8 I actually watched a little of the Academy Awards last night. Very big deal. Chris Rock looked WAY out of place and uncomfortable. His stand-up rocks, and he seemed pretty muzzled. But it all went off without a hitch. I normally have little to say about awards shows anyway. Until they start giving public awards to normal peoples’ jobs, I’m not that interested. .
9 I heard Clint Eastwood referred to as a “genius” last night. He’s good. He’s bad. He’s ugly. But he’s NOT a genius. Puh-LEEZE. Think of it. The guys who put my windows in, for example, are hard-workers, and I would love to acknowledge them as ”geniuses”. They did GREAT work. To me, they changed the entire look of my existence. To them, it was just another job. To me, THEY are geniuses. Eastwood? Come on.
10 Looks like we turn now to FANTASTICS. It doesn’t SEEM like FANTASTICS season, because of the rain and all, but make no mistake. It’s later than you THINK!
11 Thank goodness for collaboration schedule! I get all disoriented when we have a week off, and when it rains, it’s over. I have now memory. I have few feelings. I have one thing on my mind. More sleep. I guess keeping Tuesday isn’t such a bad idea. But see, if Tuesday were eliminated, then tomorrow would be Wednesday, and the week would almost be over! I need more sleep. Y’all agree?
13 All of y’all.
14 <yawn>.
14 Better bow out while I still make some sort of sense.
15 Have a great Monday, everybody.
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