November 30, 2004

  • The Daily News


    1   Here's another great quote from 49er Coach Dennis Erickson:  "Offensively, if we continue to play like that we're not going to win."


    2  Okay...


    3  It's been said time and again, but I am amazed and know not what to say.


    4  That goes for a LOT of things. Read between the lines.


    5  I think I'm going to start listing the most annoying Christmas commercials of the season. So far, the Target Rap of the old rock song Joy to the World is way up there. Is there anything worse than a commercial rap written by white guys?


    6  <thud>


    7  Well, evidently Kenny the P. did his 17 storey plunge in Vegas. I was in the middle of a rehearsal yesterday when he came wandering in, promptly played a part in the rehearsal, and just as mysteriously, disappeared! Sorry, Ponch, but we had double-rehearsal Mondays, so we needed to make a Wendy's run before six!


    8  I know; I know. Why Wendy's? The square burgers? The limpy fries? Well, anyone who KNOWS Wendy's has to KNOW of their chile! I've heard tell that a good bowl of Wendy's red is BETTER than a bowl at Chile's, which is NAMED after chile, for goodness sakes.


    9  Hmm. I wound up having a square burger with limpy fries AND a flat cherry Coke. Not a great launch for the doctor's diet, but come on; these things take time.


    10  On the other hand, Trami DID order the chile, and informed us that it had gone downhill since its high water mark last year, when we had around ten people eating and enjoying. I remember it distinctly, because someone snapped a picture of me in the midst of a gaggle of students, all cheese, and when I looked at the picture, EVERY single kid in the picture was flipping off the camera.


    11  Somewhere, somehow, I feel somewhat that Dirty Jose had something to do with that money shot.


    12  And no, I'm not doing that. I'm just smiling, unaware.


    13  I also recall a whole bunch of us going out to the parking lot to a dead Trio!


    14  We had to get the car jumped and everything, but ultimately, we made it out alive.


    15  The chile? Well, let's just say it warmed a rather brisk winter night...


    16  Well, it's Tuesday, a day I STILL feel should be eliminated as a day of the week, despite its long tradition. Tuesdays are DESIGNED to kill ya. Mondays...it's given that you just float through Mondays. Unfortunately, Tuesdays tend to be relentless, and it's not a good day to go into unprepared.


    17  So I'm gearing up, baby. Go ahead and throw it at me.


    18  You ready?


    19  Okay then.


    20  Ready, steady, GO!


    21  No helmet.


    22  I'll report back.


    23  Happy Tuesday.


    24  Out.

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