September 2, 2004
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The Daily News
1 Haha!!! I LOVE the Daily News!!!
2 Hell, and I write it!!!
3 Thanks to all of you who have sent back e-mails;
sometimes I feel I am writing this stuff for just meself!
4 Ah, life’s wonderful, ain’t it?
5 Just bathing in the Repubz convention.
6 Tonight, some guy, and I apologize, because I really don’t know the guy’s name, gave this King Hell great speech, mean, targeted, and clearly kicking ass on anyone who even PURPORTS to be a democrat. Oh, the guy’s name is Zell Miller, and HE’S a DEMOCRAT! From Georgia! Say, isn’t that where wolves wear sheeps’ clothing? I would have re-worded all this, but I am in fear of Xanga mixing around my paragraphs and jumping words all over the page. Anyway, the guy’s name is Zell Miller. That’s right. You heard it. Zell. You wonder why the guy is just a little angry. Zell. JAY-zuss.
7 Way to deliver, meat. I’ll bet you are the guy the Bushies wanna get in there in four years.
8 That’s money.
9 Cheney, meanwhile, was just about the boringest speaker in the history of speakers, but I listened, because HE was Senior Class President in his own high school class, which probably really WAS the Class of ’23.
10 Still, I love this hoop-la, like nobody’s business.
11 Wherever you come near the human race, there’s layers and layers of nonsense.
Stage Manager, Our Town, by Thornton Wilder
12 The Wildman. The Wildmeister. The Wildoreeeno. Yeah Thornton, it’s yer birthday, yeah Wilder. Bahrm-Chicka-Bahrm-Bahrm.
13 Sorry.
14 Just getting a tad froggy.
15 Argh.
16 Yuh gotta luv it!
17 Think I’ll just bow out, and say, “Have a wonderful day!”
18 Love life; it’s pretty short.
19 Peace.
