August 31, 2004
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The Daily News
1 One of the worst things about Xanga is that you could write the Great American Novel, and it could erase all of your hard-earned work within milliseconds.
2 That just happened.
3 I spent like around an hour writing up today’s DN, complete with a review of the Republican National Convention, and it simply erased all my wonderfully inciteful commentary.
4 Like McCain, Guilliani, and the Blue Men in the audience.
5 I actually enjoyed the eloquence of both McCain AND Guilliani, even if I don’t agree with them.
6 But Xanga was swift to come in and make my work invisible.
7 Sadly, it was a fun DN, and quite sincere.
8 So it goes.
9 Ever been there?
10 Ah, what the heck. Most normal people were doing other things, so I guess it’s all good.
11 But…
12 But nothin’.
13 Well, the bottom line is that, as always, I was apolitical, and embraced the pomp with my usual sweetness and open arms.
14 I guess I’ll just try again tomorrow.
15 Y’all wuz robbed.
16 OH yeah!
17 Maybe next time…
18 Peace.