August 31, 2004

  • The Daily News


    1   One of the worst things about Xanga is that you could write the Great American Novel, and it could erase all of your hard-earned work within milliseconds.


    2  That just happened.


    3  I spent like around an hour writing up today’s DN, complete with a review of the Republican National Convention, and it simply erased all my wonderfully inciteful commentary.


    4  Like McCain, Guilliani, and the Blue Men in the audience.


    5  I actually enjoyed the eloquence of both McCain AND Guilliani, even if I don’t agree with them.


    6  But Xanga was swift to come in and make my work invisible.


    7  Sadly, it was a fun DN, and quite sincere.


    8  So it goes.


    9  Ever been there?


    10  Ah, what the heck. Most normal people were doing other things, so I guess it’s all good.


    11  But…


    12  But nothin’.


    13  Well, the bottom line is that, as always, I was apolitical, and embraced the pomp with my usual sweetness and open arms.


    14  I guess I’ll just try again tomorrow.


    15  Y’all wuz robbed.


    16  OH yeah!


    17  Maybe next time…


    18  Peace.


     

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