June 3, 2004
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The Daily News
1 Time's winged chariot continues its star-crossed journey through the night.
2 You know Snoopy, from Peanuts? I feel like that guy this morning. I feel like that novelist with the hat, clacking away at his typewriter, constructing amazingly convoluted pieces with detailed precision.
3 I heard on the radio this morning that some guy got arrested for going into a car wash, taking off his clothes, and taking a shower.
4 That was me. I am no longer on the Atkins; I'm now on the Fatkins, and I need huge soap and a big arena. M'bad.
5 Here's something. Some thing from outer space hit Washington state last night. It was bright, lit the place like daylight, and then it was out. There seems to be no trace of this thing. No wisecracks on this item, just a big hmm.
6 I am getting used to my daughters' decision to move out quickly. Everyone was a little better and more optimistic about it last night.
7 At least I was.
8 At least on the surface.
9 Wow, where did the time go? I woke up and it's already time to go back down and talk more Shakes-peare and stuff. Yesterday I lectured for four straight hours before I fell asleep from boredom.
10 They shouldn't let narcoleptics into this profession. Looks ridiculous, and you drool.
11 My! I have to get on my horse and gallop outta here. I guess all a friend can say is, "See ya latuh!"
12 Out.
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